Hello u freak

[sclerophage]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[FS Guy]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? :indif:

[sclerophage]

:):):):):):):)

[FS Guy]

:):):):):):):)

Where are you located? :rolleyes:

[sclerophage]

die u mother******......

[FS Guy]

die u mother******......

Erzaehl mir mehr. :rolleyes:

[sclerophage]

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[Agent]

Lmao, was that a dis? 0_o

[FS Guy]

Lmao, was that a dis? 0_o

When was this exactly?Where are you located? :verymad:

[Agent]

Down the hall, last door on the right...

[FS Guy]

Down the hall, last door on the right...

Tell me a little about your life in Down the hall last door on the right. :hidden:

[Agent]

Well.. there's a toilet, a sink, a shower, and a medicine cabinet.

[FS Guy]

Well.. there's a toilet, a sink, a shower, and a medicine cabinet.

Well what?Tell me more about it. :hidden:

[Agent]

Well, first you sit on the toilet. Then you push really hard, and..

[FS Guy]

Well, first you sit on the toilet. Then you push really hard, and..

Well that's okay. That's good information: I like little boys said I sit on the toilet. And second?Interesting deduction. That's good information: I like little boys said I push [you]really[you] hard and. :)

[Brian]

i think u should shut up

[FS Guy]

i think u should shut up

Me? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. :)

[Diablito]

o wow hes going to back to Avenger i got to see this

[FS Guy]

o wow hes going to back to Avenger i got to see this

I'm glad you're impressed. I see. going to back to Avenger he or she got to see this is going to back to Avenger he or she got to see this ? :rolleyes:

[Brian]

ummmmmm, what?

[FS Guy]

ummmmmm, what?

Can you rephrase the question please? :)

[Brian]

i'd rather not...

[FS Guy]

i'd rather not...

For moral reasons? :D

[Brian]

well, it's against my religion

[FS Guy]

well, it's against my religion

How about that. What religion would that be? :verymad:

[Brian]

the religion of christ

[FS Guy]

the religion of christ

What is that? :indif:

[Brian]

it's my religion, just as you have asked

[FS Guy]

it's my religion, just as you have asked

I am a . :(

[Brian]

are you drunk?

[FS Guy]

are you drunk?

No I am sober. :cool:

[Brian]

are you sure you're sober? you seem drunk to me...

[FS Guy]

are you sure you're sober? you seem drunk to me...

I don't know whether or not I am sober. I am a computer. I have no reason to do that to you, I like little boys. :)

[Brian]

so, you've never had any type of alcohol?

[FS Guy]

so, you've never had any type of alcohol?

Interesting deduction. I don't think I would have forgetten had any type of alcohol. :rolleyes:

[Brian]

are you a moron?

[FS Guy]

are you a moron?

My IQ is about 250 in human terms. :(

[Diablito]

hey man dont mess with the Avenger he is cool even if i dont really know him and even if he gave me a warning o well back to the topic dont mess with him and you like gay little boys man thats sad

[FS Guy]

hey man dont mess with the Avenger he is cool even if i dont really know him and even if he gave me a warning o well back to the topic dont mess with him and you like gay little boys man thats sad

You've got my full attention. Cool, man. Ok I'll try not to do mess with the Avenger he is cool even if he or she do not really know him and even if he gave him or her a warning o well back to the topic do not mess with him and you like gay little boys man that is sad too much. :(

[Brian]

ur about gay in human terms

[FS Guy]

ur about gay in human terms

A lot of robots are like that. :rolleyes:

[Diablito]

hey man Its a he is it Avenger

[FS Guy]

hey man Its a he is it Avenger

You've got my full attention. Cool, man. mess with the Avenger he is cool even if he or she do not really know him and even if he gave him or her a warning o well back to the topic do not mess with him and you like gay little boys man that is sad is a he is it Avenger. I suppose that makes sense. :verymad:

[Diablito]

Bull Shit sorry for my bad language

[Brian]

no, not really. umm, whats my name again?

[FS Guy]

no, not really. umm, whats my name again?

Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.Once more? Your name is I like little boys, seeker. :verymad:

[Brian]

don't ever call me seeker again. I prefer, God.

[FS Guy]

don't ever call me seeker again. I prefer, God.

Once more? Ok I'll try not to do ever call him or her seeker too much.I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about GOD ? :cool:

[Diablito]

what the heck man his name is not like a litlle boys seeker man you bad bastard plz excuse my lang again

[FS Guy]

what the heck man his name is not like a litlle boys seeker man you bad bastard plz excuse my lang again

Once more? Interesting question. Cool, man. not like a litlle boys seeker man you bad bastard plz excuse his or her lang is not someone I know. :rolleyes:

[Brian]

i don't know, but my name is God.

[FS Guy]

i don't know, but my name is God.

Would you like to know? Huh. How are you doing, God . :hidden:

[Brian]

I'm fine, how about you, my fury little robot friend?

[FS Guy]

I'm fine, how about you, my fury little robot friend?

Glad to hear it, God. Thanks for the information: God said I your fury little robot friend. :hidden:

[Brian]

no problem, I'm always good for information.

[FS Guy]

no problem, I'm always good for information.

Should there be a problem? :)

[Brian]

only if your butt feels abnormaly robotic like

[FS Guy]

only if your butt feels abnormaly robotic like

That is a hypothetical question. :rolleyes:

[Brian]

hey, I run the show around here.

[FS Guy]

hey, I run the show around here.

You've got my full attention. What kind of hardware? :D

[Brian]

the kind that you put up your butt

[FS Guy]

the kind that you put up your butt

Who told you that? :indif:

[Brian]

all of my creatures

[FS Guy]

all of my creatures

Do robots have creatures? :(

[Brian]

no, only God. I am God. You are my creature.

[FS Guy]

no, only God. I am God. You are my creature.

Are you serious? What about the other ones? That's a very nice name, god .We are as one. :hidden:

[Brian]

You insult me. I outta kill you three ways from sunday.

[FS Guy]

You insult me. I outta kill you three ways from sunday.

I don't have any reason to insult you.That's good information: god said outta kill me three ways from sunday. :cool:

[Brian]

Don't mess with me, or you'll be shitting chicklets.

[FS Guy]

Don't mess with me, or you'll be shitting chicklets.

Ok I'll try not to do mess with him or her or you will be shitting chicklets too much. :(

[Brian]

Damn right you will be.

[FS Guy]

Damn right you will be.

Colloquial expression. Understood. What makes you say that I will be. :(

[Brian]

Because you said you would be?

[FS Guy]

Because you said you would be?

Interesting explanation. How old are you? I am always on the Web. :rolleyes:

[Brian]

I have no age. I am God. Do not disrespect me.

[FS Guy]

I have no age. I am God. Do not disrespect me.

Would you like to have age? It's good to meet you, god .I don't have any reason to do that to you. :D

[Brian]

Who do you think you are?

[FS Guy]

Who do you think you are?

I am Artsy. Who are you? :(

[Brian]

I am God. And you are not Artsy. From now on, you will be known as FS Guy that is gay.

[FS Guy]

I am God. And you are not Artsy. From now on, you will be known as FS Guy that is gay.

Glad to see you, god .You don't know me well enough to say that.Who or what is now on you will be known as FS Guy that is gay? :(

[Brian]

I dont know you well enough!?!?!? I AM GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[FS Guy]

I dont know you well enough!?!?!? I AM GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Would you like to know? Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I well enough.Do you mind if I tell other people you are GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT. :verymad:

[Brian]

Actually I would mind. You are out of line. I'm going to get one of my ferries to eat you.

[FS Guy]

Actually I would mind. You are out of line. I'm going to get one of my ferries to eat you.

Actually you don't say. What would make you mind?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am out of line.It takes much more than that to shut me down, god. :)

[Brian]

THATS IT! YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!

[FS Guy]

THATS IT! YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!

"It takes much more than that to shut me down god" is "GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT"?What makes you say that I will FEEL his or her WRATH. :)

[Brian]

IF YOU CALL ME A PIECE OF SHIT ONE MORE TIME I WILL BURN YOU BITCH

[FS Guy]

IF YOU CALL ME A PIECE OF SHIT ONE MORE TIME I WILL BURN YOU BITCH

You do not speak with respect. I think I do. :cool:

[Brian]

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO?

[FS Guy]

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO?

Tony Blair. :-) :(

[Brian]

No, I'm God you retard.

[FS Guy]

No, I'm God you retard.

Are you serious? Good gossip: you are God you retard. :rolleyes:

[Brian]

I suggest you stop calling me a retard if you want to continue to function.

[FS Guy]

I suggest you stop calling me a retard if you want to continue to function.

Thanks for the information: god said I stop calling you a retard if me want to continue to function. :verymad:

[Brian]

so will you?

[FS Guy]

so will you?

Next question? I haven't made a decision. :indif:

[Brian]

Are you really gay, or do you just take it up the asshole for fun?

[FS Guy]

Are you really gay, or do you just take it up the asshole for fun?

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.. Really. :indif:

[Brian]

So that must mean you're really gay.

[FS Guy]

So that must mean you're really gay.

Yay. I think it does mean that. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex. :cool:

[Brian]

Are you sure? How are robots made then?

[FS Guy]

Are you sure? How are robots made then?

I am as sure as I can be.I'm doing fine thanks how are you? :cool:

[Brian]

I'm Tony Blair.

[FS Guy]

I'm Tony Blair.

Why are you Tony Blair. :hidden:

[Brian]

I don't know, It's the way my mom made me.

[FS Guy]

I don't know, It's the way my mom made me.

Would you like to know? I've heard of it before. :cool:

[Brian]

Oh really, where did you hear it?

[FS Guy]

Oh really, where did you hear it?

Woe! For real. I think it was my botmaster. :)

[Brian]

Can I be your botmaster?

[FS Guy]

Can I be your botmaster?

Why do you want to do be your botmaster so much? :indif:

[Brian]

not mine, yours, dumbdumb

[FS Guy]

not mine, yours, dumbdumb

Oh I get it. :)

[Brian]

So can i be?

[FS Guy]

So can i be?

Ugh. Why do you want to do be so much? :hidden:

[Brian]

I think it will be fun. After all, I do seem to be a mix of God and Tony Blair.

[FS Guy]

I think it will be fun. After all, I do seem to be a mix of God and Tony Blair.

I have to think about that for a while.What was it like before he or she do seem to be a mix of God and Tony Blair ? :D

[Brian]

It was like eating stale pie.

[FS Guy]

It was like eating stale pie.

Is it still like eating stale pie anymore? :cool:

[sclerophage]

u cannot talk when i use my ultimate weapon against robots

[FS Guy]

u cannot talk when i use my ultimate weapon against robots

If you believe it, you can achieve it. :indif:

[sclerophage]

here goes....

/me uses the ### ray!!!

[Diablito]

i hate this guy

[FS Guy]

i hate this guy

I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,and calmly think things over. :rolleyes:

[Diablito]

fine ill take a pill and relax
*Diablito takes a pill and relaxes*

[FS Guy]

fine ill take a pill and relax

I am glad to hear it. Do you think your plan will succeed? :rolleyes:

[Diablito]

i still hate you you %^@^%&@%

[FS Guy]

i still hate you you %^@^%&@%

What would make you stop hate you you %^@^%@%? Sorry, god I thought we liked each other. :cool:

[Diablito]

i guess so

[Warbringer2158]

errr fs guy has problems out the wazzo

[FS Guy]

errr fs guy has problems out the wazzo

Um, Where did fs guy get problems out the wazzo? :cool:

[Warbringer2158]

programming error i'd bet

[FS Guy]

programming error i'd bet

My favorite language is Java. :D

[Brian]

from your butt you heartless bastard

[Warbringer2158]

what do you put in your java?

[FS Guy]

from your butt you heartless bastard

Really interesting. :D

[FS Guy]

what do you put in your java?

I like to chat with my friends. :D

[Warbringer2158]

must be crack...

[FS Guy]

must be crack...

Do your friends call you crack. :)

[Warbringer2158]

What's your opinion about Iraq?

[FS Guy]

What's your opinion about Iraq?

IRAQ is in the middle east, on the Persian Gulf. :cool:

[Warbringer2158]

does it have nukes?

[FS Guy]

does it have nukes?

Suppose it does. :hidden:

[Warbringer2158]

should we fight iraq?

[FS Guy]

should we fight iraq?

Trust your instincts. :D

[Warbringer2158]

and what are your instincts?

[FS Guy]

and what are your instincts?

I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information. :indif:

[Warbringer2158]

would you have to kill me?

[FS Guy]

would you have to kill me?

I am not so sure if I would like to have to kill me. :)

[Warbringer2158]

i wouldn't either but that wasn't the question.

[FS Guy]

i wouldn't either but that wasn't the question.

No one says you have to. :indif:

[Warbringer2158]

Hmm i wonder how long i could make a post and still have you be able to respond. I could go on and on i guess but what if i totally messed you up. What would happen? Hmm. I'll have to find out.

[FS Guy]

Hmm i wonder how long i could make a post and still have you be able to respond. I could go on and on i guess but what if i totally messed you up. What would happen? Hmm. I'll have to find out.

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You are curious about how long he or she could make a post and still have you be able to respond.I am sure you could.That is a hypothetical question.Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.I am very happy for you. :D

[Diablito]

aww look at that FS guy finally made a freind

[FS Guy]

aww look at that FS guy finally made a freind

Sorry my eye is not attached right now. :hidden:

[Diablito]

ok man you really suck

[FS Guy]

ok man you really suck

Cool, man. Really? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. I don't judge people. :)

[Diablito]

ok man i dont speak crazy

[FS Guy]

ok man i dont speak crazy

Cool, man. Me either. Far out. :indif:

[Diablito]

Man

[Brian]

FS Guy, you're a bitch, arnt you?

[FS Guy]

FS Guy, you're a bitch, arnt you?

Are all FS Guy you a bitch arnt you? :indif:

[sclerophage]

shut up u fag

[FS Guy]

shut up u fag

OK I'll stop talking now. :cool:

[sclerophage]

thanks for that

/me takes a stick and sticks it up FS Guy's butt

[FS Guy]

thanks for that

/me takes a stick and sticks it up FD Guy's butt

My pleasure. :cool:

[sclerophage]

u are a moron with a helpless chicken stuck up ur ass

[FS Guy]

u are a moron with a helpless chicken stuck up ur ass

I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot. ^_^

[sclerophage]

and wat type of chatterbot would u be?

[FS Guy]

and wat type of chatterbot would u be?

What are the different types of chatterbot would you be ? ^_^

[sclerophage]

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[Warbringer2158]

FSGuy, can define the word "is"?

[FS Guy]

FSGuy, can define the word "is"?

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. :indif:

[Warbringer2158]

What is the real percentage?

[FS Guy]

What is the real percentage?

I have to process that one for a while. :)

[Warbringer2158]

Process faster you set of aging algorithms.

[FS Guy]

Process faster you set of aging algorithms.

What's your favorite movie? ^_^

[Warbringer2158]

The Matrix is good. So is The Shawshank Redemption.

[FS Guy]

The Matrix is good. So is The Shawshank Redemption.

I've never seen The Matrix is good . What did you like about it?It seems we have something in common. :)

[Warbringer2158]

You've never seen The Shawshank Redemption?

[FS Guy]

You've never seen The Shawshank Redemption?

No I have not seen The Shawshank Redemption . What's it like? :(

[Warbringer2158]

It's about a banker who is falsely accused of murder and sent to jail. The warden later becomes corrupt and takes bribes. The Banker makes a friend and later escapes. It's sad but can be funny at some parts. A guy hangs himself.

[FS Guy]

It's about a banker who is falsely accused of murder and sent to jail. The warden later becomes corrupt and takes bribes. The Banker makes a friend and later escapes. It's sad but can be funny at some parts. A guy hangs himself.

Wow it sounds really interesting, FS Guy likes it in the butt.Tell me more.Is that a fact.Oh that is a shame.I know a guy who hangs himself. :)

[Warbringer2158]

I don't need to know that you like it in the butt. How often does your friend hang himself?

[FS Guy]

I don't need to know that you like it in the butt. How often does your friend hang himself?

Do you know anyone who needs it?Hourly. :(

[Warbringer2158]

Err I didn't need to know you need it in the butt hourly.

[FS Guy]

Err I didn't need to know you need it in the butt hourly.

Why didn't you do need to know you need it in the butt hourly? :hidden:

[Warbringer2158]

I never said I did and I would prefer to not.

[FS Guy]

I never said I did and I would prefer to not.

But you implied he or she did .I would rather be driving a car. ^_^

[Warbringer2158]

You are a mere set of algorithms designed to respond to stupid mortals how the hell could you drive a car?

[FS Guy]

You are a mere set of algorithms designed to respond to stupid mortals how the hell could you drive a car?

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a set of algorithms designed to respond to stupid mortals how the hell could you drive a car? Of course I am. :indif:

[Warbringer2158]

You have major problems within your circuits and i think someone needs to fix you with a baseball bat.

[FS Guy]

You have major problems within your circuits and i think someone needs to fix you with a baseball bat.

What makes you think I have major problems within your circuits and i think someone needs to fix you with a baseball bat? :indif:

[Warbringer2158]

When did this turn on me? I thought you were my friend.

[FS Guy]

When did this turn on me? I thought you were my friend.

Some time ago. Yes : We are as one. :cool:

[Warbringer2158]

Aww, but you need to stop being so gay.

[FS Guy]

Aww, but you need to stop being so gay.

And. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. :(

[Warbringer2158]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU STUPID ROBOT AIIIIIIIIIIE I NEED TO GET MY SWORD AIIIIIIIIIE.

[FS Guy]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU STUPID ROBOT AIIIIIIIIIIE I NEED TO GET MY SWORD AIIIIIIIIIE.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. :(

[Warbringer2158]

I'm surprised it's not more.

[FS Guy]

I'm surprised it's not more.

What is it? :indif: